Bless god, Hallelujah partners! My detractors would have you believe that I am a cold, uncaring person. "Sold his soul to the devil just in order to make a dollar by perverting the gospel" they say. Bless god, open your bibles and turn with me to Matthew chapter five. Let's take a close look at verse sixteen.Mat 5:16 In the same way, let your light shine before men, so that they can see your good deeds and give honor to your Father in heaven.
Now I'm not one to brag, but following this scriptural mandate, I want to recount for you an incident that happened just before the West Coast Believers Victory Campaign. You may have already noticed the picture of this homeless beggar at the top of this post.
As soon as I saw him, I discerned in my spirit that this bum had not been taught about the power of his words...the power of positive confession. He was obviously under a generational curse of poverty. He was living in a cardboard box for goodness sake! Clear as a bell the audible voice of god spoke to my spirit. "Son," he said, "this man needs to learn about faith". "Bless god" I thought, "this old feller needs to hear the prosperity gospel!"
I told him "silver and gold have I none but such as I have give I thee...". I asked Gloria to go back to the limousine and get a copy of my new CD teaching series "The Power of Your Words to Create Perfect Health, Wealth, and Prosperity" with a suggested retail price of $99.99. Now Gloria and I learned a long time ago about the law of sowing and reaping. So I placed this powerful resource in this old man's hands and just gave it to him. Just gave it to him. I know, I know, that's a lot of money. But I knew that, without my new teaching series, this guy would never fulfill his god ordained destiny.
Again partners, I'm not telling you this just to brag...I want you to understand how the law of prosperity works. I didn't get a new Citation X by being stingy. There's no telling the blessings that will flow into my life from sowing into that old mans life! When you sow your seed into my ministry GET READY TO RECEIVE!! You want to walk in the blessings of god? Sow your financial seed and get this new teaching series today!
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Dear Ladies and Gentlemen:
I greet you in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. It is my sincere prayer that you are being Blessed even as you read this e-mail.
My problem is I have an small church and most all are elderly and have to be carried in .They are good listeners but tend to be cold toward my preaching and never come back.
How can I be more like you.
More next time..
Yours in Jesus Christ,
Bishop William B. Caractor
Presiding Prelate
Discovered Being Ministry, Incorporated
I found your post at End Times Prophetic Word and just had to read more of what you've written. This post brought me to tears.
When Robert Tilton used to advertise on TV, the first question I asked myself was, "Can this message work in the 'bush' or the 'outback'?" If not, it's not from God, because His Word is for "whosoever will" and He is not a respecter of persons.
Sowing seeds to grow riches is not the kind of seed-sowing our Messiah taught us. I'm thankful that you, by this sort of parody of lies, are teaching the real truth. This could be a new version of "Screwtape Letters" to deal with the false winds that seem to be blowing stronger every day.
My compliments to your blogging!
~Crystal Writer
Thank you Crystal. We'll try to keep 'em coming. Be Blessed.
Brother Caractor:
Are you being sarcastic? Seriously, I can't tell.
What do you mean: "How can I be more like you?"
Fake Ken Copeland
Kenny,
I think you need to fly back out there and pay this man another visit. You forgot to give him a CD Player to play your teaching series on. Once you do that, hopefully he can find an electrical outlet somewhere on that sidewalk where he makes his home...
Just like Crystal, I was directed here from Miriam Franklin's site, www.endtimespropheticwords.wordpress.com. I very much appreciate your work. May the Lord use it to further expose the tremendous amount of falsehood permeating the Church, and to point people to the solid rock of God's Word.
Adam
That had me rolling in the floor! This is great. I agree with Crystal. You are so funny and God knows we need a slight retrieve every now and then just to get away from all the lies these heretics speak during the falling away.
Adam and Redeemedhippie,
You sound like my kinda people. What would you think about becoming 'Salt Covenant Partners'? Not only would you receive special seating at our next Believer's Noise of Victory Campaign, you would receive my monthly newsletter and a 'point of contact prayer cloth'. All this for a one time seed faith offering of only $100.oo. Plus you will be guaranteed perfect health and financial prosperity!
Seriously, thanks for the encouragement. We love you guys. We will have more in the coming days. Just give us a little time. Be blessed.
I first discovered this amazingly anointed Fake Kenneth Copeland Blog several weeks ago via The Jesus Filter Fun and Games page. http://thejesusfilter.blogspot.com/
I keep returning for the latest, never disappointed, sure to be hit with "Holy Ghost" side splitting laughter!
Frankly, about these so-called and labelled *false teachers of the Gospel*, I have an opinion. I'm getting tired of people who herald the so-called anti-christian leaders or herald those who so-called embody heresy. Don't get me wrong either, cos even though I may have a hard time accepting that some leaders or tele evangelists etc are walking exactly in line with what God wants and 'how' He wants (if at all), my problem lies in the fact that so many follow this crusade of branding leaders publicly much like one who would brand the butt of a sheep with a hot iron stamp. If God has really put something on your heart about this or that person, if it REALLY is the Holy Spirit guiding you then why don't YOU do something about it directly with THEM? Why don't you write a letter for instance? Give them a call? Give them a chance to let the Lord speak through you and perhaps be part of what is needed for them to repent? And if it really is the Lord wanting you to speak, if they reject your words - pray in such a way how the Holy Ghost leads! All I see is someone who has hopped on a band wagon and spoken with public objection of such and such a person (tele evangelist, preacher etc). HOW HAVE WE BECOME DIFFERENT TO THE WORLD BY DOING THIS? Doesn't the world do this, in the same manner? Do they not point at all the faults (and yes we know the faults are there.) Will we not appear like the body of Christ fighting within themselves?? Are we not supposed to strive for unity in the faith? Is your ministry to build up, or to tear down and stay down? How are these people given graceful lee-way to rise up after repentance after your becoming part of marring their reputation publicly? And how do we reach the unity of the faith by adopting these methods?? Unity of the faith - cmon. Seriously - for your claims or analysis to be profitable... should you not consult the Lord first and ask Him if you are to be used to say anything TO those individual people concerned? Whatever in the world happened to the scriptures of the Bible that say that, if a brother is caught in sin, that we should restore him gently. Whatever happend to the exercise of the Bible scriptures that say Matthew 18:15-17 15"If your brother sins against you,[b] go and show him his fault, just between the two of you. If he listens to you, you have won your brother over. 16But if he will not listen, take one or two others along, so that 'every matter may be established by the testimony of two or three witnesses.'[c] 17If he refuses to listen to them, tell it to the church; and if he refuses to listen even to the church, treat him as you would a pagan or a tax collector. (Okay fair enough if that has happened, but do we know that for a fact of all cases and in all cases?) In my own humble opinion if we have not done the above, then in all reality I don't believe either that we have the right to add to what has been said about those people by these badgering heralding crusaders who has made it public ministry to evangelise those faults or character flaws. Here is another scripture which can guide us.... 1 Corinthians 4:5 Therefore judge nothing before the appointed time; wait till the Lord comes. He will bring to light what is hidden in darkness and will expose the motives of men's hearts. At that time each will receive his praise from God. Perhaps we can fine tune each other if the Lord leads or wisdom speaks? (And we all need it from time to time and I'll be the first to put my hand up here.) Perhaps we can wait till we HEAR the voice of the Holy Spirit tell us what to do on an individual basis rather than become part of a stampeding herd of cattle running over our brothers and sisters in Christ. Perhaps they may very well need a correction from someone who is led by the Holy Spririt, or maybe they weren't in grave err in the first place and were just humane? Maybe, IF it is the Holy Spirit that leads, we can tear down (prolly wrong word used here) so God can build something up again. Who knows ! God does ! In the meantime, let's pray for them as God sees fit. Oh and as a last thought... on one *False Teacher* website it said ... ***The apostles listed false teachers by name in order to protect God's people and that is the primary motivation that I have with this page of my website*** (My comment - did they? Who? Where??) As far as I knew the apostles referred to some other 'super apostles' but never mentioned them by name. Please correct me if I am wrong. But this is how I see it at this point. I have no scriptures that support us wasting time on doing (what I think) what the world does. Focus on become part of the SOLUTION and not the PROBLEM. Let us all practice fine tuning ourselves first. If we need more good examples out there maybe we should focus on our own relationships with God first and go from there. Launch out in what God wants and be part of the good example He wants in us. Don't be an expert at shooting people down. There's a difference of God-given correction as opposed to public criticism.
By the way, just to prove that pointing the finger and blowing the trumpet out loud over christians who fall is based on the characteristics of satan himself, I thought I would let you see and hear for yourself rather than entrusting my words to make sense. Please click on this link and enjoy. Let's see if he bears the same message. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KBwjmOz06uM&feature=related
P.S - Correct your brother if he is caught in a sin - that's what the Bible says.
P.P.P.S - It wouldn't surprise me AT ALL if the owner of this website was an undercover satanist. What kind of christian tells others publicly to 'shove it'? If they are not a satanist then they are very clearly deceived. Think about it and use your brains people. Hate the sin but love the sinner.
Here's a post made by a satanist on their own occultforums messageboard. It states that satanic methods are to ....(quote)...Athiest Satanism is a tool for what I call "ontological activism." The tool allows for mocking of church, it's authorities, it's traditions, and most christian members' hypocritical views- but can that be put to use to debase christian authority in the name of the Christian matyr Jesus Christ? Ponder on that for a while.
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Here's the link to that site so you don't have to take my own word for it:- http://www.occultforums.com/showthread.php?t=7218&highlight=satanism
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