Monday, August 18, 2008

Announcement by Rory and Wendy Alec

Ken, this is such a neat idea! A place where the most prominent prophets, the select warriors of god can discuss current issues with the father of the 'word of faith' movement! Do you mind if we call you Papa...Papa Ken? You're such an inspiration! As soon as we found out about your new site the spirit of god told Wendy and I that this would be a new portal through which we could shine our little lights to the world. We feel such a heavy anointing on this site!

First, we want our viewers to know how much their financial support means to GOD t.v. Without your help, millions of starving African children would be bereft of the anointed teaching of god's holy word. We know there's a lot of talk out there about the whole Lakeland thing and, moved by the leading of the holy spirit we feel that we are now ready to address it. Ever since Strange Fire Ministries announced Todd Bentley's moral failures we've gotten tons of email denouncing the whole movement as if it were completely fraudulent.

But let's don't throw the baby out with the bathwater! Before you judge the Lakeland Outpouring, we want our viewers to know that every genuine move of god is accompanied by manifestations of the flesh. We've come to find out that Todd was manifesting at least some of his flesh to his 'assistant' in what some would consider to be inappropriate ways. But who can deny that this was a genuine move of god? If anyone is without sin let him/her cast the first stone!

We are waiting on guidance from the holy spirit to further evaluate which part was 'fleshly' and which part was 'spiritual'. We are beginning to suspect that the mass oppression of the audience by the spirit of Tourette's as well as the 'uncontrollable laughter' demon were manifestations of the flesh. So far, we are also pretty sure that ALL of the money donated to Strange Fire Ministries and GOD t.v. were all very spiritual and valid aspects of the revival.

For now, let's just all settle down until the spirit leads us to an objective standard whereby we can further evaluate the whole event. May we walk in the anointing of the spirit as this shift occurs to align us with HIS purposes.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Todd was manifesting at least some of his flesh to his 'assistant' " LOL! That made my day fake Ken

Fake Kenneth Copeland said...

Glad I could make your day. Hope we can do so for many days to come.

Anonymous said...

By the way, are you a christian? If you are not, fine. But if you are, do you realise how much hurt you are causing other people simply because you do not like Kenneth Copeland and how much damage this is to the body of Christ and to people worldwide who are exploring the gospel? This is a disgraceful spectacle. Why are Western christians so self absorbed, people die and go to hell daily and you spend your time biting one another; could you not devote this amazing intellect and energy of yours to winning souls, doing mission work and charity, rather than tearing down other believers. This is most saddening. The jibes, the mockery, does that please Father God and make you any better than these people you deride? God bless you

Anonymous said...

Dear Fake Kenneth Copeland: I am so proud that you took the time to set up this site! I am a "real" Christian and am really turned off by all the charlatans on TV who parade as “God’s Anointed.” Benny Hinn is one of the worst, what with his raising the dead from the front of TV sets!

My stomach turns when I watch TBN and most of the other “so called” Christian shows. They do a great disservice to the unbelievers and also poor believers who send their last penny hoping to be “healed” or showered with “prosperity blessings.”

My mother-in-law has Alzheimer’s and we have found evidence of her sending money, which she does not have, to these ungodly people. She was watching someone the other day that was preaching the “gold tooth” theology and was expecting to get gold teeth! My husband asked her what she’d do if she actually got gold teeth. She didn’t have a clue.

I especially hate the various “Outpouring” ministries. They are an abomination to God. I think a lot of Christians who embrace this stuff are sincerely wrong. They worship God but don’t understand how gullible they are. My God does not work through perverted people. I also hate the sexual immorality and hypocrisy of more of them than I can count. Jimmy Swaggart is still at work as though he hasn’t been caught with prostitutes more than once. Amazing!

Sue from Oklaoma

Anonymous said...

I miss your posts and am getting withdrawal symptons. Do you have some scripture for me, Ken?

Fake Kenneth Copeland said...

Sue,

That's why we do what we do. We hate it too. Be blessed and keep the faith.

Fake Kenneth Copeland said...

Anonymous,

Well, since you asked...let's find a verse to twist. Let's see, how about the one in II Corinthians about the righteousness of God in Christ. Let's wrestle that sucker right out of Paul's lips. I know, I know, he wasn't talking about me. I read somewhere that he was actually talking about the fact that through his ministry God was being faithful to fulfill his covenant. Maybe that was N.T. Wright. But what the heck. Screw that. Let's say Paul was really talking about hmmmmmm....I know ME! Let's make that one sound really cool like hey, I'm all that and a bag of CHIPS! I AM A LITTLE GOD! I AM THE RIGHTEOUSNESS OF GOD IN CHRIST! I AM BLESSED BEYOND MEADURE! That sounds really cool. We will try to have some fresh meat for you soon. Unfortunately we have full time jobs. Even Paul had to slow down and make a tent every now and then. Be blessed and please...be patient with us.

Unknown said...

I am in absolute despair as i see what is happening in the world.. Those that stand up and claim to be "anointed" of God and then decieve in the name of JESUS.. Do you not understand that God sent his son to die for all mankind.. Do you understand the destruction that you are sowing.. You are not driven by the need to build the kingdom, but by greed and prestige to build your own empires.. Beware all who see Todd Bentley as anything but what he is.. Read psalm 1..Blessed is the man who does not associate himself with mockers... Glenn Lewis

Anonymous said...

ALMIGHTY GOD is going to save u snd use u to turn many people to christ. I pray that God will give u a damascus road experience....

Anonymous said...

Fucked up fraud arsehole is Kenneth Copeland. From his head, right through his genitals to his toes. Abuses Christianity for his own material gains. A real first class cunt.

Anonymous said...

Kenneth Copeland is a spineless fraud. By saying that his private jets are a "Biblical thing" just goes to show everyone what a fucked up moron he is. In the first place, God does NOT need jets, big mansions & big bank balances. Only hearts suffused with love & compassion. Copeland just finds lame excuses to live like a drug baron. As the first 3 letters in his surname indicate, K.C. copulates with the devil & gets mega rich by abusing the church. He is such a fucked up cunt that he is conveniently blind to his own follies. He, like that other fucking arsehole, Creflo Dollar will say that Jesus wants him to buy those jets. And the worst part is that some idiots believe these fuck heads ! APPLY what Jesus taught, you shit bastards Copeland & Creflo Cunt Dollar. There are so many people without proper food & shelter. Go & help them.

Anonymous said...

Kenneth Copeland, Benny Hinn & Creflo Dollar's sermons are toilet paper sermons. Just like excreta, emerging from the arsehole. Those 3 fraudsters can start feeling each others' private parts aboard one of Copeland's private planes ! All done in private, huh !

Anonymous said...

If you add together the personal fortunes of Kenneth Cockstand Copeland, Benny Bumplay Hinn, Creflo Arsehole Dollar, Jesse Dickhead Duplantis, Joel Osteen etc. etc. etc. you could open a new bank(The Confidence Tricksters' Bank)! There are 550,000 homeless people in the United States, many unemployed, those evicted from rental properties because they are struggling to cope with rent costs etc. etc. What are those great televangelist confidence tricksters doing about it ? Have a guess. The answer : Nothing ! They only preach, & massage each others' genitals in the hope of tons of money coming their way. Has it not occurred to them that with all their money pooled together, they could take many homeless people off the streets, get them jobs, provide good meals etc. etc.? All that would be doing work for Jesus. But for many of these televangelists, they think that lip service is their passport to Heaven. Get your cock up Benny Hinn's arse, Kenneth Copeland ! You're a fuckin' fraud cunt. An utter disgrace to the Church.